1. Oilchester City
2. Spurs
3. LiVARpool
4. Arseanal
5. Chelshit
6. Leicester
7. Penchester United
8. Aston Villa
9. Oilcastle
10. Wolves
11. Brighton
12. Westham
13. Everton
14. Nottingham
15. Fulham
16. Crystal Palace
17. Bournemouth
18. Southampton
19. Weeds
20. Brentford

Meet me again in 365 days or so to see my predictions come true.