The "I'll Upsolve Later"

Joins contests, reads problem A, nods wisely, then disappears. "I’ll solve it later." (No, he won’t.)

The Debugging Monk

Writes code in 5 mins, spends 90 mins debugging, adds 27 cout statements, still WA. "Codeforces is broken." (No, your logic is.)

The Math God

Solves problem D using a formula no one understands. Thinks segment trees are too basic. Probably discovered a new theorem mid-contest.

The Python Wizard

Writes a 3-line solution that gets TLE on test 2. "Codeforces is biased against Python users!" (Or maybe input() is just slow.)

The Grandmaster

Solves E before you finish reading problem A. Uses one-letter variable names but writes cleaner code than your CS professor. Might be a bot.

The Memelord

Never competes, just comments “bruh” on blogs. Owns a shrine of tourist’s submissions. "Rating doesn’t matter." (Because they're stuck at 800.)

You

Still dreaming of Grandmaster. Says "I quit CP" twice a week but keeps coming back. Keep coping.