DISCLAIMER: This blog is, in all ways, an attempt at humor and in no way should be taken seriously in any manner.

Introduction

As a chronically online high school programmer, my daily navigation throughout the World Wide Web is fraught with much temptation and distraction.

Having no self-discipline whatsoever, I found myself spending HOURS on Tetr.io and Instagram. Rather than solving CF/USACO problems, I would be wasting my life away on meaningless games and reels.