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On cyand1317 → Codeforces Round #431, 9 years ago
+68

There are no memes in the comment section?

spits coffee

+108

"After the exam Polycarp can justify his rule violations by telling the driving instructor that he just didn't notice some of the signs."

Unfunny meme amirite

On Mediocrity → Codeforces Round #429, 9 years ago
+14

Loop is an edge similar to (u, u). Cycles are not allowed. Cycles are allowed.

Not like this. Not like this...

On Mediocrity → Codeforces Round #429, 9 years ago
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Man, shit, complete, after I save Russia, ask for the text, translate and translate the text "from them."

Well I think the best method of reading grammatically incorrect sentences is to translate to Russian and then back, I guess.

On Mediocrity → Codeforces Round #429, 9 years ago
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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. This is what I get when I translate from English to Russian to English.

Lech plays a computer game where at each level a connected graph with n vertices and m edges is given. Graph can contain multiple edges, but can not contain loops. Each vertex has an integer di, which can be 0, 1, or -1. To pass a level, it needs to find a "good" subset of the edges of the graph or say that it does not exist. A subset is called "good". If we save only edges from the subset on the graph and correct for each vertex i, that di = -1 or the degree modulo 2 is equal to di. Lech wants to pass the game as soon as possible and ask you to help him.

At least that's understandable.

On Mediocrity → Codeforces Round #429, 9 years ago
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As if we could "save in a graph only edges" from a subset... Really, how old are the proofreaders? Freaking 5?

+15

Well, he's in second. So...

-10

Sure. I'll wait.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's an idiot. He could have a comeback when he solves D or E.

You sure?

tourist is solving D I guess.

Way too many times.

Yes, but jesus. Let me rest for a bit.

Damnit codeforces, two consecutive rounds is too much.

I was learning about Fluorine. On the same day, I made a Clash of Clans account. So LegendaryTooth was born. That name has stuck to me ever since.