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By naratau, history, 56 minutes ago, In Russian

BR BR! PATAPIM! WHO LET THIS GUY INTO THE GYM?!

BR BR! PATAPAM! I JUST SAW A CHICKEN DRIVING A LAMB!

Boom boom, shake the floor, Patapim just kicked down the door. He got no plan, he got no map, He got a frying pan and a baseball cap.

Woke up Tuesday, looked at the sky, Saw a flying toaster doing 25. I said, “Hey toaster, where you going?” It said, “PATAPIM!” and kept on going.

Br br, patapim, walking down the street, Wearing two left shoes and a sandwich on his feet. Cop pulled up like, “Sir, what’s your name?” He said, “Br br.” Cop said, “Okay… fair game.”

Patapam, patapow, jumping on a chair, Accidentally bought a refrigerator at the county fair. Asked the cashier, “Does it come with cheese?” She said, “Sir, that’s a refrigerator.” He said, “BR BR PLEASE.”

I got a spoon in my pocket, A potato in my shoe, Three confused pigeons And a barbecue kazoo.

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