Hello cf. Im a 2 times ICPC WF deepthroat sucker so there is nothing much left to do in cp and i was just curious what hidden opportunities do i have as an average bottom div1 creep/bot. Linkedin turned out to be a useless app where millenials post shitty corporative memes and all other people just complain about their coworkers. I do have a full time job by now but id rather die than code OOP for the rest of my life and im young enough to make a risky move so i consider getting a higher degree cus it seems to be the only way i can continue getting knowledge but i want to get a decent stipend(to eat delicious food and buy cheap clothes at least since im young dumb and broke is i said) Ill be grateful for any information. Getting in good uni is pretty much impossible today. They take ppl who can talk like they smart but struggle with leetcode medium problems at the same time
Ill answer some questions before u ask
Studying CS in uni is useles blah blah blah: i dont want a cs degree but rather study a math major. I swear id rather be a toilet cleaner than a software engineer
Yes, i want to hear another joke about my handle
Yes, im another average 2200 creep that thinks hes a mathematician)))
I believe that ther are a lot of people with similar experience. Retired coders please feel free to share ur own thoughts in the comments. LGMs ignore this
downvote if u want i dont care i probably will never visit this website again
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buy yourself a yacht and go fishing
how to be a mathematician like you
how to be a 2200 creep like you
Have a girlfriend
create one instead
Smart
recall this comment when I become a billionaire in 10 years due to my AI girlfriend company
Take steroids and gamble
Do u consider becoming a competitive programming coach to reproduce more 2200 creeps?
Hear me out its not that i want to be extra rich ass ninja but dont want to be poor either so, no i dont Id also want to be taught rather than teach because im an average adhd zoomer
Is SWE that bad ? I never considered this but now that I thinked about it , I might need to change my future plans too.
I guess its just me being immature and picky yapper but still i can and i will quit i just need to figure out how and where to go
The nickname explains it all.😂
Turn to Jesus Christ.
which one they are three
The interesting thing about God is that God is three persons but still one God. Kind of like how ice, steam, and the stuff in toilets are all different in form but at the same time are all H2O, so is God.
Do not call yourself a Div1 creep or bot. You have already demonstrated your determination. I believe that if you direct your efforts into another sphere, it will definitely lead to satisfaction. I wish you good luck in finding a job that you truly enjoy.
This will be an absolutely useless comment, more an expression of my own feelings and opinions, and don't take it as advice or the real state of affairs. Unlike you, I'm just a "deepthroat sucker" who used to be a mathematician and doesn't understand what to do now, and is equally disappointed in university policies: "They take people who can talk like they're smart," and no one really cares about what's actually there; what's important is how the hell you present it. And I'm just a guy who really wants to do research and likes meeting people who, even though they can't talk for sh*t, are doing interesting things and aren't chasing a successful career in companies. Actually, this comment is more to try to get a response from the not "deepthroat sucker" Um_nik. I was offered to engage in competitive programming by telling his story, and as I was told, he also experienced similar thought problems.
Would you like to be a Codeforces coordinator?