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By 989, history, 6 weeks ago, translation, In English

Hello, Codeforces, I’m from the year 2037.

The time machine was actually invented back in 1967, but it was kept secret until 2027. We couldn't reveal this technology for a long time because of its potential consequences—historical events could have been altered, and the results could have been catastrophic. However, by 2030, we developed strict rules and protocols for using the time machine to avoid disrupting the space-time continuum.

The technology has proven useful for studying the past and solving global issues, such as preventing environmental disasters and wars. However, travel into the future remains restricted for public use—we still don't fully understand the risks.

Feel free to ask questions! Are you curious about history or want to know how the world has changed over time?

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which stocks should I invest in ?

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    I can’t give specific stock advice without risking the timeline. But in the future, successful companies will focus on tech, renewable energy, and healthcare. Keep an eye on AI, quantum tech, and biotech. And remember, diversifying your investments is a smart idea!

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      You can go to the past, but can’t change anything. And the future? nope, no spoilers allowed. you have the ultimate tool for doing absolutely nothing. Also, traveling to the future is easy, just hit near light speed or hibernate for a few thousand years, and you will be in future. So why ban future travel? going to past causes all paradoxes, that should be restricted.

      On a serious note, more than time travel. If this type of tech becomes feasible, I am more interested in parallel universe travel. who will worry about paradoxes, just jump to a parallel universe where its still 2010, and we will be in past.

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      Нате каюмов

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when will GTA6 be released??

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will NEAR exceed 20 bucks?

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Prove anything which should justify that you are from 2037

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Have I crossed tourist ever in CF ratings?

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Can jiangly able to reach 4000?

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Whom did i marry?

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When will alireza_kaviani become LGM again?

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    I'm sure we will soon see him in LGM!!

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    when man united win the premier league

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989, Prove that you are from 2037.

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    Sorry, I can't share future events or detailed proof without risking major timeline disruptions. But I can tell you this—by 2037, quantum computing will revolutionize encryption, and solar energy will be the primary power source worldwide. Keep an eye on AI breakthroughs in the next few years, they’re going to change everything!

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Tourist 5k when?

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When did I smile??

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What would happen if you killed your dog's father before it was born?

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    What would happen if you killed a cheater's father before he was born?

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      I don't know what would happen if you did that to one, but if you did it to all I can assure you no one would be able to get to green in just 3 contests and 19 problems ;)

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Will I AK IOI?

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When will I get my first bouquet of flowers?

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When will I find a girlfriend?

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Imagine altering time, by revealing about the time machine before 2027, I'm from the Time Forces, and here to arrest you, for breaking the rules

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    Do u know, u aren’t allowed to tell that u are from timeforces. I am here to arrest u as someone form timeforces hq for breaking our code of conduct.

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      I'm here to arrest you both for breaking the rules. HANDS UP!

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        Well I am not going to say anything here or I will also break thee rules, but you guys just check your time-forces very very important notification.

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    Shouldn't Peter have warned you?

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"studying the past and solving global issues, such as preventing environmental disasters and wars"

How? because

"If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future and your former present becomes the past which cannot be changed by your new future"

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Will I ever be red?

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Did I changed my username

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    :)

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      If I ever marry Mike, the first thing I’m gonna do is not a honeymoon,

      it’s taking over cf database control from Mike, deleting your account and changing my username. :D

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Plz tell me she was wrong :( 258087387-10161939205511840-4017135343130614000-n

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Do I become a Candidate Master like ever?

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will all CP cheaters die?

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Will I achieve Master this year?

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When is Elder Scrolls VII coming out? Is it released yet? How popular was Elder Scrolls VI?

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How long will USA's domination over earth last? What will be the new ruling empire?

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who will win the 2026 fifa world cup?

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You are such a big clown. How can you be from 2037 and unable to solve problem D in yesterday's educational contest instead of becoming a Tourist! Let me tell you a real thing from the future that you don't know, in 2037, even AI models can solve D and perform better than you.

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Half Life 3 when?

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Will i ever become a pupil :( ?

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When will one piece end?

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Do people still waste loads of time on social medias??

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what happened in the past?

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Will we ever be together again?

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Did the second advent happen?

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This blog looks really interesting to me. I have to save it and check it out, reading the comments and enjoying it. It would be perfect with a cup of tea.

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Has the humanity solved NP-hard problems?

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    Most Underrated Comment.

    Also is making a Time Machine intrinsically a NP-hard problem?

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Will I find job?

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tell me my future rating!

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Did this happen in your original timeline? Did some 989 codeforces user post this blog?

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tourist is still #1 ?

I am sure he is

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I believe that if you are truly from the year 2037, this blog is actually disrupting the space-time continuum.

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are you happy in 2037 :D

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I wonder if the author is grandstanding.