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By CarViz, history, 11 months ago, In English

imagine this: a round where there are no or only one test case. this would encourage hacking for lower rated participants and make people consider edge cases not presented to them. i believe regardless of your support for this idea, this is the direction we are heading after the latest global round c. just add hacks for a-d and the job is done. these contests could remain unrated but i believe it would be fun to have them rated. this could be even more interesting if it featured a communications problem.

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By CarViz, history, 11 months ago, In English

hello fellow forcers! for those informed on my situation, im being followed by an elitist codeforces group to suppress me and keep me from #1 in my country. however, this extends far beyond just my country, my organizations are being infiltrated by kevin114514, #1 on all of codeforces, guaranteeing ill never be #1. thats why, im calling on the humble agarthans ecnerwala and tourist for support in this mission, to fight newgen lgms. together, we can break out of these clutches we are being held in.

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By CarViz, history, 11 months ago, In English

how come theres so many indians even newbies at the top of the contests nowadays? how do they submit 500 lines of code so fast they are amazing typers especially since english may not be their main language. speaking of languages, how do they know so many programming languages this is why india is the best no one else is as good as them.

Jana-gana-mana-adhinayaka, jaya he Bharata-bhagya-vidhata Panjaba-Sindha-Gujrata-Maharata- Dravida-Utkala-Vanga Vindhya-Himachala-Yamuna-Ganga Uchhala-Jaladhi-taranga Tava shubha name jage

Tava shubha ashisha mage Gave tava jaya-gatha Jana-gana-mangala-dayaka jaya he Bharata-bhagya-vidhata. Jaya he! Jaya he! Jaya he! Jaya jaya jaya, jaya he!

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By CarViz, history, 11 months ago, In English

im genuinely pretty happy with my genuine performance in todays div2 but genuinely i would have done better if the contest was like on the weekend or not during school hours because my physics teacher is lowkirkenuinely gonna slime the shit out of me if he catches me doing codeforces in his class again it was bad enough that one other time but if i have to just deal with this i mean i guess it will work out since i wont have him for 3rd and 4th period next semester but like can we copy atcoder contest schedule i cant do this anymore it might genuinely be keeping me 100-200 rating from what i could be

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By CarViz, history, 11 months ago, In English

hello codeforces. let this be brief. i have recently been unable to secure a #1 spot in my countries and i have reasonable suspicion to believe there is an organization preventing me from being able to do so. they are sending people to my location to take my spot in my country. first when i was the best in tonga they came to tonga and took my place now i come to aruba and they take my place here too codeforces help me.

First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me

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By CarViz, history, 11 months ago, In English

(sorry for bad english, i used AI) after Dr.KeK took my #1 spot in tonga, ive been planning a move out. i decided i would move to the beautiful island of aruba. now, i can finally be confident i will remain #1. if anyone wishes to dethrone me, come meet me here yourself. dont be surprised when you lose.

here are some facts about my new nation Aruba is a small, semi-autonomous country within the Kingdom of the Netherlands, located in the southern Caribbean near Venezuela. It is known for its consistent, sunny, and windy climate, which is outside the main hurricane belt. Key facts include its rich cultural diversity, with over 90 nationalities represented, its official languages of Papiamento and Dutch alongside widely spoken English and Spanish, and its capital city, Oranjestad Geography and climate Aruba is approximately 21 miles long and 6 miles wide, situated just north of Venezuela. It has a dry, desert-like climate with minimal rainfall, averaging about 15 to 17 inches per year. The island is windy year-round due to constant trade winds, which help keep temperatures mild. Located south of the main hurricane belt, Aruba has a stable climate, making it a popular destination. The landscape features dry, barren soil with cacti, Divi Divi trees, and rugged coastlines on the east and white-sand beaches on the west. Politics and economy Aruba is a self-governing country within the Kingdom of the Netherlands, with the Dutch monarch as the head of state. It has a population of roughly 100,000 to 120,000 people. The economy relies heavily on tourism, and the island has a history of pioneering water purification technology. Aruba is considered to have one of the lowest crime rates among Caribbean islands, contributing to its reputation as a safe destination. Culture and society Aruba is known for its diverse population, with a mix of over 90 nationalities and ethnicities. The official languages are Papiamento and Dutch, but Spanish and English are also widely spoken. The national sport is baseball, unlike in many other countries where soccer is king. The island has a rich history, with over 300 prehistoric cave paintings to discover. Gambling winnings are not taxed in Aruba. Attractions and natural features The capital city, Oranjestad, was named after William I of the Netherlands. Arikok National Park covers nearly 20% of the island and showcases its "wilder" side, including wild goats, donkeys, and ostriches. The island is famous for wreck diving, with numerous shipwrecks around its waters. Eagle Beach is frequently named one of the best beaches in the world, and its sands remain cool even in the midday sun due to their unique composition of coral and shell. The Aruban rattlesnake, a species once believed to be extinct, is found on the island and is critically endangered, with only about 230 individuals remaining. AI responses may include mistakes. Learn more

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By CarViz, history, 12 months ago, In English

recently ive been collecting some quantitative data on the contest schedule (how many contests there are, how many are on the weekend, etc) and noticed that with the decline of the economy, the frequency of contests has declined with it.

this is why i have decided to request the codeforces community to fix the economy, so we can all continue doing contests. i understand that many higher rated codeforces users may possibly have a source of income they could contribute to this matter.

unfortunately, all the data so far has been saved improperly and suffers from being accidentally artificially concocted by myself. i will get to this issue promptly. expect a research paper monday.

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By CarViz, history, 12 months ago, In English

i miss having to wait 15-30 minutes to get my code accepted it built tension and character now i just submit code and it gets instantly verified whats the point how do i improve without the motivation of anticipation

I lived two lives, tried to play both sides But I couldn't find my own place Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild But now that's how I'm getting paid

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By CarViz, history, 12 months ago, In English

i have yet to see a yuri based contest or even question. what happened to the first amendment i know for sure there has got to be some yuri fan problemsetters being oppressed in the shadows.

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By CarViz, history, 12 months ago, In English

after a lot of hard work and dedication i have finally become the best in my country of origin (tonga). i want to thank my mom, ecnerwala, my dad, benq, and my grandfather, tourist!

god bless my country Tonga Flag: Tonga Emoji | Meaning, Copy And Paste I WOULD DIE FOR MY CITY TONGA Flag: Tonga Emoji | Meaning, Copy And Paste Flag: Tonga Emoji | Meaning, Copy And Paste

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By CarViz, history, 12 months ago, In English

imagine looting chests and stuff that would be so tuff you cant lie

they should add a battle pass too

if codeforces is looking for help making this possible i got you

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By CarViz, history, 12 months ago, In English

i am estatic to announce i have hit a streak of 27 and solved 67 questions in the proccess. unfortuneately, i will have to solve another question today to continue the streak.

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By CarViz, history, 12 months ago, In English

yo ive answered one problem on like 4 of the 6 contests ive done idk what im doing im not like looking for help i just wanted to put that out there if cry doesnt make a div4 in a month call it wraps for me

my name: not telling my age: not telling my favorite color: not telling my height: not telling my sign: not telling do i have a lover: not telling whats my nationality: not telling heres some things that inspire me: not telling my favorite food: not telling my current mood: not telling my shoe size: not telling

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