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Antarctica orz
By Spiderman_1_1, 3 years ago, In English

To all you China and Japan simps.

Antarctica is the best in everything

  • best weather, never too hot (can always take clothes off if too hot)
  • snowy, can make snowman every day
  • experience the wonders of perpetual night and day
  • aurora borealis
  • entire population composed of scientists, highest average iq of any territory
  • has 8000 codeforces grandmasters per million inhabitants, compared to measly 0.45 of japan
  • protected against war, illegal for most countries to invade
  • penguin

lets comment about what you like in antarctica

edit: fuck i regret writing this blog so much. why do you guys feel the need to copy everything? blogs about mike, tourist, america, everyone, orz, botswana and my mom added literally zero value. do you think that just because there's a "train" you need to jump on? it's one thing if you have actual original ideas and know how to make such blog funny but it feels like the lot of you just wanted to be a part of this without understanding what made it good

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3 years ago, # |
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If you live in Antarctica, you will have a reason to get more t-shirts from contests (to keep warm). So you will have more motivation to achieve high places in contests, and your rating will increase very much. Move to Antarctica!

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China orz is gone. I put so much effort researching stuff to post there ;-;

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    I feel so sad to see someone talking about politics in the comments after the weekend. I post the blog just to see how coders in CF think about China. So I deleted the blog.

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gms per million people (bear in mind the y-axis is logarithmic)

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Antarctica is the best, join us

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11 babies have been born in Antarctica and none have died young, so it also has the lowest infant mortality rate

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Hey ! Thats my country! So excited seeing it in cf blogs!!!!

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South pole is also located in antarctica.

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