Q: When a programming competitor dies, who decides wether he should go to Heaven?
A: St. Petr
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Q: Which programming competitor don't use pen in the contest?
A: Petr. Petr pen neverlands.
Sorry... I tried...
I love the fact that after 9 years of being registered in Codeforces, this is your first blog post.
Well, at least I did one or two competitions xD
Sorry, but I think you need to give up your handle.
Q: How can I be someone like tourist?
A:
Practice, practice, practicevisit another country.heh
If only you knew russian, you can read my awesome humour blogs