Всем привет.
Мы посовещались и я решил, что нет смысла скрывать очевидное. Я и KAN будем участвовать в сезоне ICPC 2019-2020 от Нижегородского ГУ. Однако нас пока двое, а должно быть три. Вы понимаете, что это значит. Если вы молоды и энергичны...
Мы предлагаем:
- Возможность выступать в сильной команде, что, в свою очередь, влечёт:
* Больше удовольствия от контестов;
* Возможность перенимать наш опыт;
* Неплохие шансы на высокие места на соревнованиях.
- Оплата участия в сборах в Птз и МФТИ (или хотя бы большей части).
Обязательно:
- Иметь желание, как бы глупо это не звучало;
- Быть ICPC eligible в сезоне 19-20 (год рождения не раньше 1996, не более 4 региональных контестов, не более 1 финала);
- Иметь возможность в учебном году 19-20 проучиться хотя бы осенний семестр в ННГУ, а также в течении года жить в Нижнем Новгороде, при этом желательно не иметь возможности загреметь в армию;
- Не иметь личной непереносимости Um_nik (частое заболевание) и KAN (очень редкое заболевание);
- На всякий случай: владеть русским языком.
Желательно:
- Хотя бы стабильно div.1, лучше больше
- Иметь "уникальные таланты", вроде сильного математического бэкграунда или глубоких знаний в конкретной области.
How do you overcome restriction of attending same university? Or do you plan to move to attend same school :P?
I will move to Nizhny Novgorod in order to participate.
And you expect third person to move there as well, right :P? I am of course ineligible either way, but that seems like a serious requirement that almost nobody is willing to fulfill.
You simply don't have the right attitude. If you are really focused on success, you will do anything. At least I think so.
Yes, we understand it. It will be great if it is almost nobody. We need only one person after all.
Out of curiosity , what rating (or some other feature) do you expect the person to possess.
It is in Russian version of the post, but since you asked I will translate:
No comments on first because everyone knows thats not happening.
For me second point makes sense because only then it can add some epsilon value to your team. Also, you are mistaken I am nowhere with FFT (more generically math:( ).
I dint expect it (Unless for some rules sake, My expectations were you should be comfortable with English ).
Hope you get Gold (If it seems too straightforward :) , obviously I bet for a win for you with some good odds!!).
Well, I'm not. It is hard to explain my thoughts in English, and even harder in spoken form. And even if I was good at English it still will be not convenient to do CP in foreign language.
me
I love that confidence: "don't even try to fight with us" :D
You might know that I have very specific humor. Of course I didn't mean that.
I guessed so, but it's still kinda funny :]
Liked your very specific humor. :P lmao.
It more seems like a challenge than being just a simple humor...
Образование или ICPC, вот в чём вопрос
Где-то я это уже видел... (http://codeforces.me/topic/60453/ru3)
Но, кажется, здесь вероятность успеха немного больше...
Да вы сдались после пары дней :)
И да, при прочих равных как минимум рейтинг значительно выше.
Да это понятно, к тому же не я инициатор :) В любом случае, удачи вам в поиске третьего!
Seems like I've seen it before...
Ты на первый курс поступать будешь? к ЕГЭ готовишься?
So does your third teammate.
I think the OP forgot the #IjustWantContribution ...
This guy: Yeltsa
You almost got me
I suggest sunset.
I suggest TLE!
It seems that sunset and TLE have already teamed together in some contests
I suggest webmaster.
Make Nizhny Novgorod great again!
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You got me
Too stupid
It is so unfortunate that I don't know Russian...☹️
it is.
But there exists something known as Google Translate.
i suggest PineappleExpress
yeah he is quite good PineappleExpress go for him !!
I suggest ez_zh. He won't become an Legendary Grandmaster in the future.
А почему непереносимость Um_nik частое заболевание?)))))
molamola. is currently taking a Russian class.
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No, I'm learning the basic course. спасибо!
Looks like something that I was looking for, but I’m not sure if I wamt to move to Russia XD
Bear Limak would probably be very disappointed if you did that.
Radewoosh has Limak's blessings.
Are you guys using CSA chat even there are no contests? :)
If Radewoosh spoke Russian, he would really have a hard choice here. I and mareksom retired and he doesn't have possible strong teammates now.
btw. I'm slowly learning Russian and I might eventually participate in VK Cup xd
By the time you finish learning Russian, you will be ineligible because of the age — the maximum allowed age is 23 :p
I didn't know about it. I'm already 23 ;_;
Is it stated somewhere? I know a bunch of contestants in my region who are well over 23, some of them went to the WF at 24-25.
it's about VK CUP
Oof
My brain surely needs some rest...
Lol I wanted to participate in VK Cup back when it started, but got told I can't even if I can cyka because I'm not from/in a Russian-speaking country and it would be PITA for the organisers.
Just saw you are now in aimfund :D Now everything is clear :)
No, don't go to these guys!!! Wait for ICPC20xx!
Go to ITMO, wait for me, and then let's write in one team and blow up ICPC.
Did you mean guys?
Yes, of course.
SHOCK CONTENT
Can I join your team?
No. You have to be red ;_;
There is no such rule even in Russian version of the post, in English version there are no rules at all, because I was sure that no one will move to Russia (still think that most of these are jokes, most...)
btw. I appreciate writing "you have to know Russian" in Russian version, but not in English version xd
What a twist!
Неужели условие посещение пар в осеннем семестре обязательное? Когда ребята за иннополис выступали им такие жёсткие условия не ставили ;-)
Насколько я знаю отчисленные в середине весеннего семестра вполне себе участвовали в финале и даже медали брали, зачем ставить не нужные и не особо приятно выполнимые условия?
Вроде очевидно, что под "учиться" я подразумеваю числиться. Условие добавлено, чтобы никто не решил, что может просто остаться в своем вузе.
Ну мне было не очень очевидно это значение слова учиться =) а то, что надо в ннгу перейти понятно как раз.
А почему кстати выбрали в качестве основного местоположения Нижний (вуз понятно почему, я про город)? Чтобы ничего не отвлекало и было жить немного подешевле? Просто вы так скорее всего отрежете из списка кандидатов всех кто работает в москве и питере.
Потому что я тут учусь и не собираюсь никуда переводиться.
Если ты вкладываешь в слово учиться то же числиться, что и Алексей, то не понятно как место учебы связано с местом проживания и тренировок.
Нет, я здесь учусь-учусь.
Кажеться я подхожу?
Кажется нет:
Обязательно: - На всякий случай: владеть русским языком.Кажеться да:
If you are really interested in joining us, but you think that you do not satisfy some criteria (knowing Russian, for example), you can still write PM.Which rules is Um_nik trying to work around by changing university as stated here? In my country the rule is that you can go twice to WF and going to another university does not change that.
I participated once in 2016. The rule is that all three teammates should be from one university.
Since this post has got unwanted attention from some clowns I want to clarify some things.
I like good jokes, but this matter is important to me.
I thought that it won't be interesting for people outside Russia, so in English version I just stated the fact about our team.
If you want to do some funny things like "haha, I'm a gray Indian guy, surely they want me in their team" then feel free to do this here, I'm sure that everyone will upvote you.
If, on the other hand, you are really interested in joining us, please write me (or KAN) in PM here or anywhere else. I prefer Telegram (@Um_nik). I'm embarrassed to answer some people who are obviously joking here in comments, but they also can be embarrassed to write a comment which is serious. I don't want to miss opportunity of getting good teammate (see 1).
If you are really interested in joining us, but you think that you do not satisfy some criteria (knowing Russian, for example), you can still write PM.
I thought codeforces was full of trolls.
So do they
If I'm not wrong it's not mandatory for a team in ACM-ICPC to necessarily consist of 3 members. So I wonder why do you guys even need a third member ? :P
You are yourself enough to win the season or it's like you want to share your prize money XD
I still await the day even I would be eligible to write such blogs :D
it is mandatory
According to regional rules: "Each team consists of three contestants and may have at most one official reserve. Teams with fewer than three are ineligible."
My bad, last year in India it was allowed. Even there were a few teams in the India Regionals but none of them advanced to the world finals.
Thanks for telling me this. This year even Its not allowed in India
I also participated last year, it was not allowed. Regionals rules are followed everywhere!
rng_58 might be able to join your team.
Вы там хоть скажите, когда кого-нибудь найдёте, а то я уже начинаю задумываться идти вас спасать.
Кстати, когда дедлайн принятия решения?
Пока не выбрали (не то чтобы много желающих было).
Конечно, чем раньше, тем лучше. Но, я думаю, до конца календарного года подождет. Вдруг на нирке кто-нибудь неожиданно не пройдет и у него/неё останется попытка...
we want easy medals
This did age well
Не, ну это однозначно лучшая success-story! Ребята, поздравляю вас с заслуженной победой!