Hello Codeforces Community,

We always talk about Alice and Bob. We talk about the tragic erasure of Bob, or how they always play optimally. But can we please check in on Polycarp and Monocarp? Because I’ve been reading recent problem statements, and I am genuinely concerned for their mental health. Alice and Bob are sophisticated. They sit down, they play a beautiful game with a matrix or a string, and they go home. But Polycarp and Monocarp? Their relationship is pure, unadulterated chaos. Let’s look at the facts:

1. The Extreme Financial Irresponsibility Polycarp never just buys a normal amount of something. If he wants candy, he doesn't buy a bag. He buys n candies where n ≤ 2 ⋅ 10⁵, and each candy has a distinct weight (a_{i}). Why? Why are you buying two hundred thousand pieces of candy, Polycarp? And then, instead of eating them like a normal human being, he sits on the floor with Monocarp and spends 3 hours trying to divide them so that the absolute difference between their total weights is minimized. Just use a scale, man. Or go to therapy.

2. The Absurdly Rigid Boundaries Have you noticed how they can never just do a normal activity together? If they go for a walk on a graph, they have to take the shortest path, but only if the weight of the edges is a prime number. If they are eating chocolate bars, Monocarp starts from the right and Polycarp starts from the left. If they accidentally touch the same piece of chocolate at the exact same millisecond, the whole friendship breaks down unless one of them yields "like a true gentleman". Who lives like this?

3. Polycarp is Monocarp's Worst Enemy Monocarp will literally just be minding his own business, preparing an array for a contest. Polycarp will walk into the room, choose a random permutation p of length n, and completely shuffle Monocarp’s array while he's in the bathroom. Then Polycarp smiles and says, "Hey bro, I'll give your array back, but only if you can sort it using exactly k operations where you invert the suffix." That isn’t a friendship. That’s a hostage situation.

4. The Gift-Giving Trauma When normal friends give gifts, they buy a shirt or a video game. When Polycarp buys a gift for Monocarp, he puts it in a box locked with a multi-layered string encryption. Monocarp has to find the number of distinct palindromic substrings just to find out if Polycarp bought him a pair of socks.

Conclusion: Problem setters, I beg you. Let them go to a cinema without calculating the maximum number of people they can sit between to maximize their social anxiety. Let them buy a coffee without checking if the price is a coprime to the number of sugar packets.

Pls do somethng to help Monocarp. He has been putting up with Polycarp's behavior since 2010, and he deserves a normal friend.