I’m 10–12 years old, and honestly, I think I have too much aura. I walk into school and the aura points are already going crazy. No cap, I’m actually tuff.

My life is basically one giant side quest. I wake up, do absolutely nothing for five minutes, then realize I’m cooked because I’m late. I walk into class like an NPC and immediately start mewing instead of paying attention.

At lunch, my friends hit me with the Fanum tax, so my food gets absolutely deleted. Then someone says “67” for literally no reason and everyone starts laughing. That’s when I know the brainrot is real.

Sometimes I try to looksmaxx, but my haircut gives negative aura. Still, I stay sigma, keep my rizz locked in, and never crash out.

Life is skibidi. I’m just here to let him cook.