I decided to write for you some jokes as a reward for your efforts on Codeforces :)
Why did the bitwise operator feel powerful? Because it could shift anything.
Why did the dynamic programmer fail his test? He forgot to memorize his answers.
Why did the recursion go to therapy? It kept calling itself.
Why don't developers use elevators? They're afraid of infinite loops.
Why did the debugging session take so long? Because the bug had a recursive nature.
Why did the competitive programmer get kicked out of the bakery? He kept greedily taking all the bread.
If I succeeded in changing your mood, please give me an upvote :)
How about this one, Q. What is the difference between C++ and C? CPers:- Just 1.
to be fair, that is why it is called that
actually it's 0
Get this guy to Specialist, NOW.
Thank you for your support :)
Another one:
Why did the programmer bury his roots? Square root decomposition
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Why did Jeff Dean's coding speed increased more than 20 times than before by the end of 2000?
He got a keyboard with USB-2.0 on it.
(As far as I know in Jeff Dean's Jokes, he could 'type' an executable file faster than the compiler.)
the elephant in the room
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sorry bro
CF, an fps game: First Person, Screaming "why can't the fking code listen to me"
I have a different kind of CP jokes in mind...
the elephant in the room?
Love it definitely changed my mood
Why doesn't anyone lend money for void function? Because, it never return anything.
last was best