As people keenly observing the recent activity in blogs would know, my love has been spurned by rotavirus, the only woman my cynicism allowed me to perceive without disdain. In addition, fyrtxtwtaeg has left no stone unturned in pointing out my several shortcomings in life. My sorrow is immense, and misery torments my soul. My hand falters as my resolve wanes, and yet I pen this final blog in a futile attempt to inform all of you that I will author no more blogs or comments.

And so it is, that embers seeketh ash.