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Programming Jokes
By Racism_against_Newbie, history, 5 years ago, In English

Can you guys drop some programming jokes in the comment section :)

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your momma so fat, she sat on a binary tree and flattened it to a linked list in $$$O(1)$$$ time

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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An apple a day keeps doctor away, A bug a day keeps your friends and family away.

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Can I push my element in your mommas overloaded stack.

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mesanu

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I received a compilation error on test 112 on my first submission to a problem

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