Hey there Codeforces,
Just writing to share my joy of finally becoming a CM after 2 month of extensive work! This is a hard earned achievment, but I don't plan to stop here. I've set my next goal — becoming an expert — and I will achieve it no matter what! To my fellow masters: I know sometimes it seems like you're miles away from becoming CM, but I say to you — never give up! Everything's possible if you're drinking enough alcohol.
Take care!
Congrats, can you share with us your training method?
Koskenkorva vodka, cigarettes, junk food, no more than 5 minutes a day for programming
sorry, but your taste is too expensive to reach expert. you might gotta switch over to aristocrat or something.
I'm underage. :(
Any other suggestions for me?
puahshashahsa
air dusters
No excuses. When you're locked-in things like that shouldn't stop you. They sure as hell didn't stop me when I was 17. Nothing stops the grind.
Okay, I'm on my way to the bar.
Candidate Master L_Wave
That's the spirit!
is that bec you realized that you can't go beyond master?
bruh, ur next goal should be negative rating :)
I highly suspect that you might be drunk right now.
Maybe he was drunk when he participated in the last Div1.
Hope I can get my CM back next round, please bless me!
I've been seeing your comments in every post I read today lol. Good luck on the next round! I hope to get my CM back too
Challenge Accepted! Lets see who becomes Expert first.
TLDR of my reading
tl;dr of TLDR of my reading: he got played
Drinking alcohol is not a joke and it is not permissible to joke about it, as it is forbidden.
Yes, drinking alcohol is sinful.
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Congrats!! I will come join you as soon as possible!